Kevin Tomko

 

Frequently Asked Questions

These are actual questions that I've been asked throughout my career.
(Answers are not the actual responses I gave.  Although it crossed my mind.)

Q:  Can we make the logo bigger?
A:  Yes we can!  However, since there is no more room for anything else we'll have to do one of the following:
    - Increase the size of the Ad.  (Once the pub makes an ad size larger than a Full Page)
    - Find a larger Billboard, just for your logo.
    - Make the banner bigger, but I'll have to do a change order.
    - Register a zip code for the logo

Q:  Can you get a new advertising campaign to me before my 10:oo am meeting tomorrow?  I have to present it to the owners.
A:  Ummm.......sure!

Q:  I'm not sure what I like or don't like about the ad, but can you jazz it up a little?
A:  Ummm......sure!  We'll either add a photo of Duke Ellington or throw the Utah Jazz logo on there, but I'll need to get NBA approval.  I think it will look real nice.

Q:  We want people to know this is brand new, but we don't want to use the words "Brand New".  Can you come up with something else?
A:  Sure!  I'll make up a new word that will mean "Brand New", submit it to Webster's, Wikipedia, and the Urban Dictionary.  The problem is we won't be able to run this ad until this new word catches on with the English language.

Q:  I LOVE this ad.  Can you just make it pop a little?
A:  No problem!  I'll throw some pop-rocks on the ad.  Their small and they pop.  No wait!  Rice Krispies will be better.  Your going to LOVE it!